Stupid Wife Pet Tricks

Just another wild Friday night at our house:

In case you can't tell what's going on here, allow me to narrate:

• Shrike plucks a tuft of fur from BigGaloot's undercoat.
• Shrike puts the tuft on her upper lip, like a mustache.
• Shrike "sneezes," blowing the tuft into the air.
• Galoot catches the floating tuft and eats it.
• Whozat collapses in hysterics, begs for Shrike to "Do 'gain!"
• Lather, rinse, repeat.