Manic Monday #36

1. What is your ideal age?
   When I turned 28, I declared that it sounded like a good age, and I was just going to "stay there." Then I realized that, around 35, people would start thinking, "Wow, she's lookin' pretty rough for 28!" so I gave up on that idea.
   
   To tell you the truth, as completely fucking surreal as it is, so far, 40 is shaping up to be pretty good.
   
2. What is your best excuse for being late?
   My most believable excuse is "I ran into traffic" because I drive about 40 miles down the interstate to get to work each day.
   
   My most realistic "excuse" is "I'm a lazy bum and hit the snooze alarm too many times.
   
   My favorite all-around excuse right now, though, is "I'm making a human. What did you do today?"
   
   
3. If you had to give yourself a nickname what would it be?
   Um, Whozat?

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