We Are Sick
Recently overheard at the House O'Snot:
Shrike: I feel like I'm coming down with something. I'm sorry I made you sick 2 days from now.
Shrike: If only we had another wife. . .
Whozat: She'd be sick tomorrow.
Shrike: But she could take care of us today
Whozat: Do you think this Christmas party (which we're hosting tomorrow night) is a good idea?
Shrike: Maybe we can trick our guests into taking care of us. Tell them they all have to bring chicken soup.
Whozat: Honey, if we survive long enough to be hungry again, would you like pizza for dinner?
Whozat: Are you ready for dinner?
Shrike: Yeah, but I want to take some Advil first.
Whozat: Would you like to join me for an analgesic appetizer?
Oh yeah, same here. I was a little sniffy for a couple of days, then on Tuesday evening my voice started leaving. Gone, just gone. I have felt like crap for the last couple of days. I am finally a bit better today. As you can imagine, not talking is QUITE a hardship for me.
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