Overheard While Photographing Dinner
Shrike: Don't show that end of the table (where all the crap is piled). They'll make fun of your housekeeping!
Whozat: My housekeeping?
Shrike: Yeah, you're the one who cooks, so you must be the wife.
(Later, while photographing MamaCat eating on the table.)
Shrike: Oh, they're really going to make fun of you now.
Whozat: Who?
Shrike: The people who made fun of your housekeeping.
Whozat: You mean the ones who made fun of it a minute ago? In your head?
Shrike: Oh. Yeah, them.
This is the 'spice' in your marriage, right??
ReplyDeleteSad to say . . . .
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeleteDearest Friend,
After much thought, I have decided
to leave 'Thought & Humor'.
The reasons are many but they all boil
down to this: Nobody writes me anymore
so it must mean that you don't like me
or my UNC jokes, riddles, cartoons
or pictures:O(
I was hoping people would contact me
by posting a kind message in the
"comments" on this blog but no one has.
Goodbye,
Howdy
P.S. All of you liberals can now be happy
because I am giving up. You have finally
won after 10 years of publishing...
P.P.S. The sad song playing on my blog
really fits my mood! You know I think
that I might have possibly visited your
site awhile back. Do you remember
or am I wrong?
Hmm, that's odd.
ReplyDeleteWell, Professor, I wish you well, but . . .
Yea! The liberals have won!!!