Excuses, Excuses

Shrike is rather understandably gun shy after a traumatic (for her) incident during Peeper's bath yesterday, so this evening, when she saw some extra bubbles in the tub, she suggested that Peeper hop out and try sitting on the potty for a while.

Peeper was not down with that plan, and offered the following excuses:

1 - I not gonna poop, I just tootin'.
2 - I already tooted.
3 - I pooped in the potty last week.

And my personal favorite:
4 - I haven't pooped in years.