True, but then you can't grab the fabric of the crotch, and use it as a handle to shake her little butt all around the changing table (while her shoulders and head stay put) and sing "Chicken pants, chicken pants, chicken pants, make me dance!"
I'm just your typical lesbian who met, fell in love with and moved half way across the country to be with the woman of my dreams, writing about life, love and - holy cow - parenting!
I believe it's a whole chicken suit.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but then you can't grab the fabric of the crotch, and use it as a handle to shake her little butt all around the changing table (while her shoulders and head stay put) and sing "Chicken pants, chicken pants, chicken pants, make me dance!"
ReplyDeleteUm, not that I would know anything about that.
(Nor about "Chicken suit. . . makes me toot!")