The Unibrain

Recently overheard on our couch:

Whozat: Something smart-assy, I'm sure

Shrike: Thump, thump

Whozat: Ow! Why did you thump me on my head?

Shrike: You're a melon-head. I was checking to see if you're ripe.

Whozat: Are you going to thump on my belly like that, when it's all big and fat?

Shrike: Because Peeper is a POW?

~ Pause ~

Together: Prisoner of the . . . WOMB!

I'm said it before, and I'll say it again: This is why I love her.