Overheard: Sleep Deprivation Edition

Overheard in our bedroom, about three weeks ago:

Shrike (to a sleeping Whozat, as she put Peeper back to bed after a middle-of-the-night feeding): She took about 40 CCs.

Whozat: Okay. Did you report it to the nurses?

Shrike: Honey, we're at home now.

Overheard a couple of days ago, as we were sitting in the car eating lunch:

Shrike: Oh man, I'm confused!

Whozat: Why?

Shrike: Well, I had this little scrap of meat, and I was thinking I should give it to Peeper.

Whozat: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Shrike: I hope you still think it's funny when I try to let her out to pee.