Saturday Special #14: Back to the Rack

Today's topic is all about returning purchases.

1. What's the oddest thing you've ever returned?
   Sperm. Although we've now un-returned it.
   
2. Do you return things you don't like or just keep them?
   Sometimes I return them, other times just keep them.
   
3. What's the largest item you've ever returned?
   I can't think of anything really big, but my brother once returned a car that he was going to buy, and Shrike is considering returning the PS2 that she bought with her birthday money.
   
4. Have you ever returned a dress/outfit you wore to a special occasion?
   I haven't, but a friend of mine once bought a dress, wore it to her father's funeral and then returned it. With her mother's blessing. She wasn't the kind of girl who would normally wear anything even remotely funereal.

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