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Oswald, huh?
ReplyDeleteYep, Oswald the Octopus.
ReplyDeleteHe's a member of Captain Wally Walrus's crew, aboard the USS Tubby the Tugboat, patrolling the dangerous waters of our bathtub.
The rest of the crew are Nemo the Clown Fish, Horsey the Seahorse, Duck the -um- Duck, and Lobby the Lobbyist Lobster.
(Dear Senator, Please protect the ocean environment. Sincerely, Lobby the Lobbyist Lobster)
Suddenly the word "lobby" looks all wrong.
"Dear Senator, Please protect the ocean environment. Sincerely, Lobby the Lobbyist Lobster"
ReplyDeleteOr, protect the ,um, bathtub...