Regarding The Great Courses audiobooks that she's been checking out from the library lately:
Shrike: I think I'm too dumb for this stuff. I may have to get the Mediocre Courses instead.In bed this morning, after BigGaloot has licked Shrike's right armpit, her neck, her left armpit, and is now starting on my right armpit:
Whozat: Do you think you're at a fucking buffet?While snugging on the couch, sans shoes:
Shrike: Your toes look like little Russian nesting dolls.And a bonus, overheard at Target this evening:
Mom (to little girl): Come on, let's don't lose Daddy.
Little Girl: Can I lose him?